kalabae

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A way to call your toxic friends or ugly friends. They’re the ones who always ruin your day and make you want to scream into a pillow.
Kalabae, I swear if you post one more bad haircut, I’m gonna die.
Why is Kalabae still my friend? She’s like a toxic virus.
Kalabae called me fat. I called her a chicken. It was a war.
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A super hot woman who acts like she’s perfect, but she’s actually a total troublemaker. She looks like a goddess, but her butt is so big, it could launch a spaceship.
Kalabae walked in, and my heart stopped. Then she sat down and my brain exploded.
Kalabae’s butt is so good, I think it has a PhD.
Kalabae’s ass is so strong, it could beat up a bear.
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