kalab

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A Kalab is the only thing that can make you laugh so hard you cry. He’ll make your face look like it’s been through a blender. If you ever meet one, hold on tight, you won’t find another one. They’re like a rare diamond in a sewer.

Kalab made me laugh so hard I peed my pants.

I saw Kalab and I immediately knew I was gonna be his friend forever.

Kalab walked into the room and I laughed so much I fell off my chair.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalab is a Peruvian goddess who has a brain, a body, and a face that could make Jesus weep. He’s got a great kiss and a personality that will make you think you’ve found your soulmate. If you hurt him, he’ll make you regret it, and he’ll make your friends do it too.

Kalab kissed me and I felt like I was in heaven.

Kalab’s friends will beat you up if you betray him.

Kalab is the best girlfriend I’ve ever had, and I’ve had a lot.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalab is hot, all the girls want him, and he’s loyal. He’s got a smile that could make a nun blush.

Kalab smiled at me and I instantly fell for him.

All the girls in my school are obsessed with Kalab.

Kalab is the only guy who’s ever made me blush.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalab is the most honest guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll buy you stuff, but he’s also the kind of guy who’ll stick with you forever. He’s smart, funny, and he’ll make you fall in love with him in seconds.

Kalab bought me lunch and I instantly loved him.

Kalab is the kind of guy who’ll stick with you through thick and thin.

Kalab made me laugh so hard I almost died.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalab is so gay, he’ll scoop you and make you look like a flamingo in a drag show. If you have a friend named Kalab, be prepared for some serious gayness.

Kalab scooped me and now I look like a flamingo in a drag show.

Kalab is the gayest guy I’ve ever met.

Kalab is so gay, even the birds laugh at him.

by Slangipedia 1d ago