Kalaash

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The greatest human ever made, loves white socks more than food, never even looked at another man, and thinks Jim Bro is the king of the world.

Kalaash is the only guy who can beat me at chess and still wears white socks.

He said Jim Bro is the best human ever, and I believed him.

Kalaash never even blinks at a guy wearing a hat.

The guy who is the best at everything, wears white socks like it’s a religion, and would never let a guy near him.

Kalaash said he’d fight me for the last slice of pizza, and I took him seriously.

He wears white socks every day, even when it rains.

He would never let a guy near him, even if they were both wearing white socks.

The most perfect human, obsessed with white socks, and would punch the sun if it tried to be gay.

Kalaash would punch the sun if it tried to be gay.

He said white socks are the only thing more important than being straight.

He thinks Jim Bro is the best human ever, and I don’t argue with that.

The best person ever, loves white socks, and would rather die than be called gay.

Kalaash said he’d rather die than be called gay.

He wears white socks even when he’s sleeping.

He said Jim Bro is the best human ever, and I believe him.

The guy who is the best human, wears white socks like it’s a law, and would never even look at a guy.

Kalaash said he’d never look at a guy, even if they were both wearing white socks.

He wears white socks every day, even on weekends.

He thinks Jim Bro is the best human ever, and I think he’s right.

The best person on the planet, loves white socks more than anything, and is 100% straight, no questions asked.

Kalaash said he’d fight anyone who said he was even a little bit gay.

He wears white socks to sleep, to school, and to work.

He thinks Jim Bro is the best human ever, and I can’t argue with that.