kalaana

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A girl so dumb she thinks a banana is a fruit and a phone is a magic box.
My cousin is a kalaana. She tried to text me with her finger.
That kalaana thinks the sky is blue because she's never seen a cloud.
She called me a kalaana because I beat her at tic-tac-toe.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who would rather scream in a crowd than say a full sentence.
She’s a kalaana. I asked her a question and she just stared at me.
That kalaana yelled at the bus driver for no reason.
My friend called me a kalaana because I used a dictionary.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A girl who thinks being loud means she’s smart.
She’s a kalaana. She talked over the teacher and got a detention.
My sister is a kalaana. She yelled at the microwave and it didn’t work.
That kalaana thinks being loud is a superpower.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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