kalaal

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#laughed in your face #never shuts up #remember everything

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Kalaal is a goddamn miracle worker. They'll laugh in your face when you fail, but they'll still be there to save your ass. They talk way too much and never shut up, but you can't help but love them. They're the kind of person who'll remember every stupid thing you said, even if you forgot it yourself.

You fail a test. Kalaal laughs and says, 'You’re a disaster, but I’ll still help you.'

Kalaal texts you at 3 AM with 100 messages about their day.

You forget your birthday. Kalaal texts you: 'You forgot your birthday? I remember your stupid cat's birthday.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kalaal is like a best friend, but with more attitude. They’ll tell you exactly how dumb you are, but they’ll still be there when you need them. They talk nonstop, always have something to say, and they’ll never let you forget your mistakes.

You spill coffee on your shirt. Kalaal says, 'You’re a walking disaster.'

Kalaal texts you 10 times in one minute about their breakfast.

You mess up a big project. Kalaal texts you: 'I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed. And I remember.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago