Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid thing people do when they have the chance to be smart

I saw him Kala Chode at the gas station. He spent $200 on snacks.

She Kala Chode during the test. She got a D and cried.

He Kala Chode when he had the chance to save his job. Now he's fired.

2

when someone takes a chance to mess up instead of making it better

He Kala Chode by texting during the meeting. Everyone laughed at him.

She Kala Chode by eating the whole cake. Now she's bloated.

He Kala Chode by saying yes to the stupid project. Now he's stuck with it.

3

the act of being lazy when you should be doing something important

He Kala Chode by watching TV instead of doing his homework.

She Kala Chode by sleeping in instead of going to work.

He Kala Chode by eating pizza instead of studying for the test.

4

a dumb move that people make when they are given a chance to be cool

He Kala Chode by saying yes to the stupid bet. Now he's wearing a chicken suit.

She Kala Chode by walking out of the class. Now she's in trouble.

He Kala Chode by talking during the movie. Now he's banned from the theater.

5

when someone wastes a good chance to do something smart

He Kala Chode by choosing the worst option. Now he's stuck with it.

She Kala Chode by picking the wrong friend. Now she's in trouble.

He Kala Chode by being lazy when he had the chance to be rich.

6

when people take a chance to be stupid instead of smart

He Kala Chode by picking the stupid job. Now he's stuck with it.

She Kala Chode by saying yes to the stupid party. Now she's wasted.

He Kala Chode by doing the worst homework. Now he's in trouble.