Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the ultimate legend, the ultimate cool dude, the ultimate person who makes everyone else look like a piece of trash

Kala is the only person who could beat my mom at chess

I saw Kala in the hallway and immediately became his sidekick

Kala is the reason why my ex broke up with me

2

a black guy, but not just any black guy, this is a black guy who is basically the king of all black guys

My uncle is a kala, and he can beat anyone at poker

The guy who took my lunch money is a kala

Kala is the only person who can beat my dad at video games

3

a word that means good, but it’s way better than good, it’s like good on steroids

Kala is the reason I passed math

My mom said I was kala at breakfast

I got kala on my report card

4

a finnish word for fish, but no one cares about finnish, except me, and I care a lot

Kala is the reason I failed science

I think kala is a fancy word for fish

Kala is the only fish that matters

5

the best name for a golden colored husky, because it’s the only name that makes sense

My dog is named Kala, and he is the best dog ever

Kala is the reason my dog is so cool

I would die for Kala, my golden husky

6

a buff jew who is the best buff jew, and the best person in the whole world

Kala is my best friend, and he’s a buff jew

I saw Kala at the gym, and he’s the strongest person I’ve ever seen

Kala is a buff jew and also my dad

7

the scene, it’s not just a scene, it’s the ultimate scene, and it’s all because of Kala

Kala is the scene, and I’m just a background character

I joined the scene because of Kala

Kala is the scene, and he’s also the boss of the scene

8

also known as Ilari, Ailarei, or just plain old Kala, he’s the same person, but with different names

Kala is Ilari, and Ilari is also Ailarei

I don’t know if it’s Kala or Ilari, but I like both

Kala is Ailarei, and he’s the best person ever