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A sugary, fake-ladies-man who can't live without 2D cowboys and eats DEEZ NUTZ like it's going out of style
Just finished my 10th bag of DEEZ NUTZ today. Cowboys are watching me. I'm not scared.
I cried when my anime boy got a new horse. I also cried when I ran out of DEEZ NUTZ.
I texted my crush: 'I miss you. Also, I need more DEEZ NUTZ.' He replied: 'I miss you too. Bring me some DEEZ NUTZ.'