Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Chasing milfs like they’re the last donut at the bakery

I saw him at the mall. He was drooling like a dog.

He asked the barista for her number. She gave him a look like he was a bad pun.

He tried to flirt with a milf wearing a sweater. She called him a sad sack.

2

Stalking milfs like they owe you money

He followed her to the grocery store. She bought a whole cart of snacks.

He sent her 12 texts in one day. She blocked him.

He showed up at her house with a pizza. She threw it at him.

3

Trying to get milfs to like you like you’re the last man standing

He asked her out on a date. She said no. He cried.

He sent her a love letter. She laughed in his face.

He tried to kiss her. She ran away like he was a monster.

4

Hunting milfs like they’re the last chicken at the market

He found her at the gym. He was sweaty and out of breath.

He asked her to coffee. She said no. He asked her to coffee again.

He tried to impress her with a bad joke. She rolled her eyes.

5

Chasing milfs like they’re the last slice of pizza

He saw her at the diner. He was drooling like a dog.

He asked for her number. She said no. He asked again.

He showed up at her work. She was annoyed.

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Stalking milfs like they’re the last piece of cake

He followed her to the bakery. He was hungry and out of breath.

He sent her a text. She replied with a single word: 'No.'

He showed up at her house with a cake. She threw it at him.