Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the ultimate jojo boy who hunts milfs like they’re going out of style

Kakyoin is the only guy who can make me cry while eating cherry pie.

He’s the milf hunter and the cherry lover. I’m obsessed.

He’s the best jojo boy and I will die if he doesn’t come back.

2

a chill gamer who’s obsessed with cherries and milfs and wears sunglasses like it’s a religion

Kakyoin is my gamer hero. He eats cherries and kills milfs with style.

He plays games, eats cherries, and stares at milfs like they’re his next level.

He’s the only guy who can wear sunglasses and still look cool.

3

the most amazing guy ever. he makes me cry so hard i think my eyes are going to fall out

Kakyoin is so amazing I cried in the middle of a math test.

He makes me cry so much I almost dropped my cherry pie.

He’s so amazing I cried during a football game.

4

i hate you with the passion of a thousand burning cherry pies

Kakyoin? I hate him. He’s too cool.

I hate Kakyoin because he eats cherries and I don’t.

I hate him more than my math teacher.

5

punching a hole through someone’s stomach like they’re a cherry pie and you’re the hungry kid

Kakyoin punched a hole through my friend’s stomach. It was like a cherry pie explosion.

He donuted my brother so hard he almost died.

He donuted me and now I have a hole in my stomach.

6

when you get a hole in your stomach while time is frozen and you can’t even scream

I got donuted while time was frozen. It was the worst thing ever.

Kakyoin donuted me and time stopped. I couldn’t even yell.

Time froze and I got a hole in my stomach. I died inside.

7

a guy who eats cherries, kills milfs, and looks cool while wearing sunglasses

Kakyoin eats cherries, kills milfs, and wears sunglasses like it’s his job.

He’s the cherry-eating milf-killing sunglasses guy.

He looks cool, eats cherries, and kills milfs. He’s perfect.