Kakuzu

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Kakuzu is a butt-lovin' freak from Naruto who teams up with Hidan. He’s got the worst fashion sense and smells like old socks and gym socks.

My cousin said Kakuzu is the worst partner ever. Hidan’s the only one who puts up with him.

I drew Kakuzu with a mustache and a fanny pack. It looked like a disaster.

My teacher said Kakuzu would fail a smell test. He’d get a 1 out of 10.

Kakuzu uses tentacles to choke, beat up, and tear people apart like they’re made of bubble wrap. He’s a menace with a side of tentacles.

My friend said Kakuzu’s tentacles could choke a chicken. I believe it.

I told my brother Kakuzu could beat up a dragon with one hand. He said he’d take that bet.

My mom said Kakuzu’s tentacles are like spider webs. They’re everywhere.

Kakuzu can sew body parts back on like he’s a doctor who also does DIY. He’s got a needle and a dream.

I said Kakuzu could sew my nose back on. My dog said he’d take the job.

My sister said Kakuzu’s sewing skills are better than my math skills. She’s right.

My dad said Kakuzu’s like a doctor who also does homework. He’s a legend.

Kakuzu is immortal because he’s got five hearts. You gotta kill all of them to make him die. That’s a lot of heartbeats.

I said Kakuzu could beat up a ghost. My brother said he’d take the job.

My teacher said Kakuzu has more hearts than my dog. He’s got five.

My mom said Kakuzu is like a heart machine. He’s got five hearts.

Kakuzu is a money-hungry freak who loves cash more than food. He’d rather eat a bill than a burger.

I said Kakuzu would trade his tentacles for a wallet. My friend said he’d do it.

My brother said Kakuzu would rather count money than breathe. He’s serious.

My mom said Kakuzu’s got more money than my dad. He’s got a lot.