Kakurenbo: Hide and Seek

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This movie is about a stupid game called Kakurenbo, where kids hide and seek near some creepy old city ruins. The kids who play it vanish, probably eaten by demons or something.
My cousin watched this and now he thinks his missing sister is in a demon’s stomach.
I told my mom I was going to play Kakurenbo, and she said, 'Don’t come back if you’re not a ghost.'
My teacher said this movie is worse than math class, and I believe her.
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It’s a movie where a kid named Hikora plays a dumb hide-and-seek game to find his sister. The game is so bad it makes Tokyo look like a garbage dump.
My brother said this movie is like being stuck in a closet with a screaming kid.
I tried to play Kakurenbo with my friends, and we all ended up lost in the woods.
My dog watched this and started howling at the ceiling.
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This movie is about hide-and-seek, but it’s also about Tokyo turning into a giant office building. Kids get sucked into the game and never come back.
My friend said this movie is like being stuck in a closet with a screaming kid and a demon.
I think my sister is in a demon’s closet because she played Kakurenbo.
My dad said this movie is the worst thing since his last promotion.
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Kids play a stupid game called Kakurenbo near an old city. They vanish, and no one knows why. It’s like being stuck in a closet and never coming out.
My neighbor’s kid vanished after playing Kakurenbo, and now he’s stuck in a closet.
I tried to play Kakurenbo and ended up in a closet with a screaming kid.
My teacher said this movie is so bad it’s like being in a closet with a demon.
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This movie is about hide-and-seek, but it’s also about Tokyo turning into a giant office building. Kids get sucked into the game and never come back.
My friend said this movie is like being stuck in a closet with a screaming kid and a demon.
I think my sister is in a demon’s closet because she played Kakurenbo.
My dad said this movie is the worst thing since his last promotion.
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Kakurenbo is hide-and-seek, but with demons. Kids play it near old ruins and disappear. Tokyo is getting too big and too ugly, and the game is dying.
My friend’s kid disappeared after playing Kakurenbo and now he’s stuck with demons.
I think the reason Tokyo is so ugly is because kids don’t play Kakurenbo anymore.
My dog watched this and started howling at the ceiling.
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