Kakuna Matata

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Kakuna Matata is like having a body made of bricks and a brain made of dumbass. You just sit there and take it like a fat kid at a buffet.

My friend got hit by a fire blast and just said 'I'm fine, I've had worse.' He hasn't had worse. He's still fine.

I tried to use a move on my cousin and he just laughed and said 'Harden, you idiot.'

My dog got hit by a rock and just sat there like a champ. I think he’s Kakuna Matata.

Kakuna Matata is when you’re so tough, you don’t even flinch when someone yells 'you’re a f***ing loser' in your face.

My mom told me I was a failure and I just said 'Harden.' She gave me a look like I was a f***ing alien.

My teacher screamed at me for not doing my homework and I just sat there like a rock.

I got called a f***ing weenie and I said 'Harden, I’m not even f***ing tired.'

Kakuna Matata is when you’re so f***ing thick-skinned, you could take a f***ing meteor and still say 'you’re a weakling.'

I got hit by a meteor and just said 'you’re a f***ing weakling.' I think the meteor was insulted.

My brother got hit by a truck and just said 'you’re a f***ing f***ing loser.'

I got beat up and still said 'you’re a f***ing piece of f***ing trash.'