Kakukery

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When a cat takes a dump and does it with such style that it looks like it's showing off. Later it became anything that looked like it was showing off, even if it was just licking its paw.
My cat did the kakukery right in front of the neighbor's dog. The dog was confused and slightly insulted.
She did the kakukery in my cereal bowl. I had to throw it out.
He did the kakukery during a Zoom meeting. I had to leave the room.
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When a cat acts like it's the king of the litter box and does its business with extra flair. Now it's used for anyone doing anything with extra flair, even if it's just eating a sandwich.
My cat did the kakukery while I was trying to sleep. I was wide awake for hours.
He did the kakukery in my mom's coffee. She was not happy.
She did the kakukery at the grocery store. The clerk asked if she was okay.
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When a cat makes a mess with such pride that it's like it's winning a prize. Now it's for anyone doing anything with pride, even if it's just looking at you funny.
My cat did the kakukery on my keyboard. I had to type with my feet.
He did the kakukery in the car. The whole family smelled it for days.
She did the kakukery in my dad's hat. He still wears it.
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