Kakugane

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A magic metal so strong it could punch a hole in your face and still have energy to laugh at you

I saw that metal rip through a dragon like it was a piece of cake and still had time to give me the finger

That alloy just ate my entire weapon and said it was hungry

This metal is like a superhero who also has a job and still has time to be annoying

A metal so cool it could make a king blush and a superhero cry

That alloy is so cool it made my teacher shut up for the first time ever

This metal is like the most popular kid in school who also owns the school

I tried to touch it and it gave me a high five and said 'nice try'

A metal so awesome it could make your grandma proud and your enemies cry

That alloy is so awesome it made my dog do a backflip and then ask for a snack

This metal is like the best friend you never knew you needed

I tried to fight it and it just smiled and said 'you're gonna lose'

A metal so powerful it could beat your dad's ego and your mom's cooking

That alloy just kicked my dad's butt and said he was ugly

This metal is like the best pizza ever but also has a PhD

I tried to fight it and it said 'you're gonna fail, and I know your mom'

A metal so tough it could survive your homework and your sister's drama

That alloy just laughed at my math test and said it was easy

This metal is like a superhero who also has a life and still has time to be cool

I tried to break it and it just said 'you're not even trying'

A metal so crazy it could make your teacher lose their mind and your dog start a band

That alloy just made my teacher scream and then start dancing

This metal is like a rockstar who also has a PhD in math

I tried to touch it and it said 'you're gonna be famous, but not today'