Kaktus

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Ashley Eppes is a backstabbing, side-eye throwing, two-faced, bean-shaped nightmare who thinks she's the main character.

Ashley: 'I didn't steal your ideas. I just *improved* them.'

Ashley: 'You called me a bean? I'm a *legendary* bean.'

Ashley: 'I'm not a Brat. I'm a *Brat extraordinaire*.'

Kaktus is just a fancy way to say Cactus, like how your mom says 'I'm not yelling, I'm just *annoyed*.'

'Kaktus? That's just a cactus with a PhD.'

'Why do we spell it Kaktus? Because it's *fancy*.'

'Kaktus is the cactus of the elite.'

A very wholesome bean who loves guns, tactical stuff, and being cute, but also has a mouth like a sailor and a temper like a toddler.

'I don't fish. I *! fish*.'

'I'm not playing games. I'm *dominating* them.'

'I'm not cute. I'm *legendary*.'