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My cousin ate a whole bag of it and now he talks to rats.

I tried to do my homework after taking it. Now I know why my math teacher cries.

That stuff is like a party in your veins, but it ends with a hangover and a broken nose.

I told my mom I got a job at the mall. She said I was lying because I was doing lines in the dressing room.

I took it before my sister’s wedding. Now she thinks I’m a ghost.

That stuff is like a monster that lives in your pants and doesn’t let you sleep.

I took it and called my ex. She hung up and cried. My dog ran out of the house.

That stuff is so strong, it made my brother try to eat the TV.

I took it and started dancing in the park. A cop thought I was a ghost.