kakru

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A kakru is a total legend who spends all day on Discord and plays the sparrow like it's their full-time job

I’m a kakru and I just spent 5 hours roleplaying as a sparrow. My brain is fried.

My kakru friend logged off at 3 AM. He’s not human.

I’m a kakru and I just cried because my sparrow got eaten by a dragon.

A kakru is someone who acts like a sparrow 24/7 and hates everyone who isn’t on Discord

I’m a kakru and I called my mom a dragon. She hung up on me.

My sparrow is my life. My friends are just background noise.

I’m a kakru and I just insulted a guy for not knowing who Sir Lancelot is.

A kakru is a sparrow lover who lives on Discord and thinks everyone else is a total dummy

I’m a kakru and I just spent 2 hours arguing with a chicken about sparrow rights.

I’m a kakru and I know more about sparrow history than my history teacher.

I’m a kakru and I just yelled at a dragon for being too loud.

A kakru is a sparrow who stays on Discord all day and thinks everyone else is a waste of oxygen

I’m a kakru and I just called my neighbor a dummy for not knowing sparrow rules.

I’m a kakru and I just insulted a dragon for being too messy.

I’m a kakru and I just spent 10 minutes explaining sparrow lore to my dog.

A kakru is someone who lives on Discord, talks like a sparrow, and thinks everyone else is a total loser

I’m a kakru and I just said my sparrow is better than yours. It’s a war now.

I’m a kakru and I just insulted my brother for not knowing who Sir Lancelot is.

I’m a kakru and I just cried because my sparrow got eaten by a dragon.