Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A dirty word for toilet paper that sounds like it was made by a monster who hates clean poop.

My aunt calls it kakpapier when she’s too lazy to wipe properly.

He used kakpapier like it was a shield in a war.

My mom yelled, 'You used kakpapier like it was your last hope!'

2

Toilet paper that’s so bad, it makes your poop look like a crime scene.

She used kakpapier so fast, it looked like she was running from a monster.

My dad said, 'That’s the worst kakpapier I’ve ever seen!'

He used kakpapier like it was a curse from the toilet god.

3

A word that makes your butt feel like it’s in a fight with a pile of stinky poop.

He used kakpapier like it was his last chance to survive the day.

My sister said, 'That’s the most stinky kakpapier ever!'

He used kakpapier so bad, it made the toilet laugh.

4

A fancy name for toilet paper that smells like someone died in the bathroom.

He used kakpapier like it was a holy relic.

My brother said, 'That’s the worst-smelling kakpapier I’ve ever seen!'

She used kakpapier so slow, it felt like a punishment.

5

Toilet paper that’s so bad, your poop looks like it’s crying.

He used kakpapier like it was a last-minute escape plan.

My cousin yelled, 'That’s the most sad-looking kakpapier ever!'

She used kakpapier so fast, it felt like a race against time.