kakowchyk

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a god or goddess so amazing they could make your mom blush and your dad cry from sadness

My ex is a kakowchyk. She made my dad weep like a baby.

That new barista is a kakowchyk. I almost spilled my coffee.

My teacher said I’m a kakowchyk. I almost got a detention.

so beautiful you’d wish you had a better face and a bigger brain

That girl in my math class is a kakowchyk. I got a D because I was too distracted.

My neighbor is a kakowchyk. I tried to flirt with her. She said, 'You’re cute, but you’re not my type.'

My dog thinks I’m a kakowchyk. He barked at my friend.

so popular they could make your lunch taste like garbage and your crush cry

That girl in the lunchroom is a kakowchyk. My sandwich looked like trash next to hers.

My crush said I’m a kakowchyk. I cried in the bathroom.

The principal is a kakowchyk. She made me do push-ups.

so rich they could buy your mom a new car and your dad a new house and still have enough money for snacks

My cousin is a kakowchyk. She bought my dad a house and my mom a car. I got a snack.

That kid in my class is a kakowchyk. He bought the whole class pizza.

My neighbor’s kid is a kakowchyk. He paid for my dog’s vet bill.

so hot they could make your face burn and your crush’s face turn red from jealousy

That girl in my class is a kakowchyk. My face burned from looking at her.

My crush said I’m a kakowchyk. His face turned red from jealousy.

That guy in my class is a kakowchyk. I almost fainted.

so awesome they could make your life a movie and your crush the lead actor

My crush is a kakowchyk. He’s the lead actor in my life movie.

That girl in my class is a kakowchyk. My life is a movie now.

My teacher said I’m a kakowchyk. My life is now a movie.