kakotheres

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too weak to handle the summer heat. They melt like ice cream in the sun and would rather be buried in snow than sweat in a shirt.

My cousin is kakotheres. He passed out at the park and started yelling about the heat like it was his ex.

My mom says I’m kakotheres because I wear a hoodie in July and complain about the sun.

That guy at the beach is kakotheres. He left because the sand was too hot and now he’s crying in a pool.

so sensitive to the heat they think the sun is trying to kill them. They’d rather freeze to death than feel even a little warm.

My friend is kakotheres. She turned on the AC at noon and started arguing with the sun.

My brother is kakotheres. He wore a coat to the mall and got in a fight with the air conditioner.

That guy at the gym is kakotheres. He ran out because the treadmill was too hot and now he’s hiding in the freezer.

can’t take the summer heat. They’re like a burnt marshmallow, crispy on the outside and sore on the inside.

My neighbor is kakotheres. He came outside and immediately screamed at the sky and ran back in.

My dog is kakotheres. He’s been panting like a madman and won’t stop looking for shade.

My teacher is kakotheres. She gave me a pop quiz about the heat and made me write an essay on why summer is the worst.