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When your fingers are so messed up you might as well be typing with your feet and your nose
My thumbs are stuck in the wrong keys and I can't even spell my own name
I typed 'bacon' and it came out as 'b4c0n' and I'm still proud
I tried to type a message and it looked like a cat got hold of my keyboard
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When your fingers are like drunk sailors and your keyboard is the ship that's about to sink
I tried to send a text and it came out as 'h3l0 th3r3' and I'm not even sorry
My keyboard is so confused it thinks I'm trying to type in Spanish
I typed 'hello' and it came out as 'h3110' and I don't know why I'm still typing
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When your fingers are going on a wild ride and your keyboard is just watching in horror
I tried to type my name and it came out as 'j0hn sM1th' and I'm still cool
My keyboard is so tired it's asking for a vacation
I typed 'I love you' and it came out as '1 10v3 y0u' and I'm still proud
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When your fingers are like confused tourists and your keyboard is just trying to survive
I tried to type a message and it came out as 'h3y 10v3 y0u' and I'm still awesome
My keyboard is so tired it's asking for a nap
I typed 'good morning' and it came out as 'g00d m0rning' and I'm still happy
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When your fingers are having a party and your keyboard is just trying to keep up
I typed 'I miss you' and it came out as '1 m155 y0u' and I'm still cool
My keyboard is so tired it's asking for a drink
I tried to type my password and it came out as 'p455w0rd' and I'm still proud
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When your fingers are like crazy people and your keyboard is just begging for mercy
I typed 'hello' and it came out as 'h3110' and I'm still awesome
My keyboard is so confused it's asking for directions
I tried to type a message and it came out as 'h3y h0w 4r3 y0u' and I'm still cool
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