Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your wig looks like it got hit by a hair dryer and your hair is sticking out like a bad joke

My wig is a disaster and my hair is screaming at me

I look like a confused raccoon in a wig

This is not a wig. This is a hair crime scene.

2

Your wig is doing the wave and your hair is doing the tantrum in the middle of the mall

My hair is in a full-blown meltdown and my wig is just watching

My wig looks cool but my hair is having a hissy fit

I walked into the mall and my hair said hello to everyone.

3

Your wig is pretending to be a hat but your hair is trying to take over the world

My wig is a joke but my hair is a hurricane

My hair is leading a rebellion against my wig

My wig is the guest speaker and my hair is the crowd.

4

Your wig is doing its best but your hair is just there to laugh at you in public

My wig is trying to be cool but my hair is making fun of me

I walked in and my wig said hi but my hair said why

My wig is a hero and my hair is the villain.

5

Your wig is trying to hide but your hair is doing a full dance party on your head

My wig is trying to be serious but my hair is having a party

I look like a disco ball with a wig

My wig is dressed up and my hair is dressed down.