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A guy who chases milfs like they're free snacks
He asked her for her number right after she ordered a latte.
He tried to flirt with her while she was eating a muffin.
He texted her 'Hey, you're hot' at 2 a. m.
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A man who thinks milfs are just waiting for him to show up
He walked into the bar and said, 'I'm here for the milf.'
He asked the bartender, 'Is the milf here yet?'
He texted her, 'I came to see you. You're not here.'
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A guy who's too lazy to ask for a date, so he just hunts milfs
He saw her at the gym and just said, 'I'm hunting milfs today.'
He texted her, 'I'm tracking you like a milf.'
He showed up at her house with a bag of chips and a vibe.
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A man who thinks milfs are the only people worth talking to
He said, 'I don't talk to normal people. Only milfs.'
He walked up to her and said, 'You're the only one worth my time.'
He ignored his friends to talk to a milf at the party.
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A guy who acts like milfs are a full-time job
He said, 'I work 9 to 5 and hunt milfs 5 to 9.'
He called in sick just to go flirt with a milf.
He texted her, 'I'm on break. Let's go.'
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A man who's too proud to ask for a date, so he just hunts milfs
He said, 'I don't ask for dates. I hunt milfs.'
He walked up to her and said, 'I'm not asking. I'm hunting.'
He told his friend, 'I don't need a date. I have milfs.'