kako patako

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When you take a dump in the trash like it’s your job and your poop is the highlight of the day.

Damn I need to go kako patako before my mom finds out I used the trash again.

I’m doing kako patako because I don’t want to wake up my sister.

I just did kako patako and my pants are now a masterpiece of shame.

When you’re so desperate you take a poop in the trash like it’s a lifeline.

I’m doing kako patako because my toilet is broken and I don’t want to explain why.

I did kako patako in the kitchen and now my brother is laughing at me.

I had to do kako patako in the hallway because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom.

When you throw your poop in the trash like it’s a secret mission and you’re the only one who knows.

I did kako patako in the trash and my dad didn’t even notice.

I had to do kako patako in the trash because I didn’t want my dog to smell it.

I just did kako patako in the trash and now I’m proud of myself.

When you go poop in the trash like it’s a royal decree and you expect everyone to bow to your poop.

I did kako patako in the trash and my brother had to bow to me.

I went for a royal kako patako and now the trash is my throne.

I just did kako patako and now the trash is my kingdom.

When you do a poop in the trash like it’s the most important thing in the world and you don’t care who sees it.

I did kako patako in the trash and my teacher saw it.

I had to do kako patako in the trash because I was too busy being cool.

I just did kako patako in the trash and now I’m the trash king.