kaknook

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to scheme like a dirty old man in a sewer; to think up nasty plans that make your brain smell like old socks

My mom kaknooked me into thinking my dad was coming home with a suitcase full of candy. He had a suitcase full of gym clothes.

He kaknooked the entire class into thinking the fire alarm was broken. It wasn’t. It was just him being a jerk.

She kaknooked her best friend into stealing his lunch. It was the worst lunch ever.

to make a plan so sneaky it could outsmart a sleeping raccoon with a broken leg

They kaknooked the teacher by hiding the test in the principal’s office. The teacher was too tired to notice.

He kaknooked his brother into thinking he had a crush on his sister. He didn’t. He had a crush on a cat.

She kaknooked her friends into thinking they were going to a concert. They went to a pizza place instead.

to think up a plan so evil it could make the devil blush and walk out of the room

He kaknooked his crush into thinking he had a dog. He had a dog. But it was a very smelly dog.

They kaknooked the whole school into thinking there was a monster in the gym. There was. It was the janitor.

She kaknooked her brother into thinking he had to eat his lunch. He had to. And it was tuna.

to come up with a plan so rotten it could make a rotten apple feel proud

They kaknooked the principal by putting fake spiders in his coffee. He drank it and screamed like a baby.

He kaknooked his friend into thinking he had a million dollars. He didn’t. He had a dollar and a half.

She kaknooked her mom into thinking she had a date. She did. With a chicken.

to think up a plan so sneaky it could make a thief blush and run away

He kaknooked his brother into thinking he had to do his math homework. He did. And it took forever.

They kaknooked the teacher into thinking she had a pop quiz. She did. And it was on the moon.

She kaknooked her dad into thinking he had to clean the house. He did. And he yelled the whole time.