Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

So bad it makes your brain explode from pure embarrassment

My mom ate my homework and then told the teacher it was a dream.

He proposed to his dog and got a collar for his effort.

I tried to cook and set the house on fire.

2

So embarrassing it makes your face turn red and your soul cry

I tried to dance and fell into a puddle.

My dad wore my socks as a hat to a business meeting.

I told a joke and no one laughed.

3

So stupid it could make a donkey laugh and a robot feel sad

I tried to fix my phone and made it worse.

I wore my pants inside out to school.

I tried to be cool and ended up being a total dork.

4

So crazy it might as well be a horror movie with no plot

I tried to paint my face and ended up looking like a monster.

My brother tried to fly and fell off the roof.

I tried to be brave and screamed like a baby.

5

So embarrassing it makes your face look like it's on fire

I tried to sing and sounded like a goat.

I spilled my cereal on my teacher’s shirt.

I tried to be smart and asked the wrong question.