Kaklonkathoon

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When someone plays a video game so dirty and goddamn brutal that your brain explodes and you just yell Kaklonkathoon like it’s your new religion.

My cousin killed my character in 2 seconds. Kaklonkathoon.

That enemy had 100 health and I hit it with a tiny sword. Kaklonkathoon.

I died because I forgot to equip my shield. Kaklonkathoon.

When you do something so stupid and fucking awesome in a game that it makes your friends cry and scream Kaklonkathoon.

I used a chicken to beat a dragon. Kaklonkathoon.

I jumped into lava and came back as a fireball. Kaklonkathoon.

I had 1 health and killed 10 enemies. Kaklonkathoon.

When you do something in a video game so crazy and messed up that you feel like you just got hit by a truck and yell Kaklonkathoon.

I ran into a boss and it was just a giant chicken. Kaklonkathoon.

I used a sword to kill a fly. Kaklonkathoon.

I got stuck in a wall for 10 minutes. Kaklonkathoon.

When you play a video game so dumb and hilarious that you laugh until you cry and scream Kaklonkathoon.

I killed my friend’s character with a banana. Kaklonkathoon.

I fought a dragon with a popsicle. Kaklonkathoon.

I used a dog to beat a monster. Kaklonkathoon.

When you do something in a video game so goddamn wild and insane that you just yell Kaklonkathoon and throw your controller.

I jumped off a cliff and it was just a tiny hill. Kaklonkathoon.

I used a magic spell to turn my enemy into a chicken. Kaklonkathoon.

I fought a boss with a spoon. Kaklonkathoon.