Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy's cock gets hard like it just woke up and is ready to fight.

My cousin saw a squirrel and had a Kaklonk in the middle of the grocery store.

He got a Kaklonk when his mom walked in wearing only socks.

The Kaklonk hit him when he saw his crush wearing a shirt that said 'I love you' in glitter.

2

When a guy's penis gets so hard it could punch a hole in a wall.

He got a Kaklonk when he heard the word 'cheese' from a hot guy.

His Kaklonk started during math class and never stopped.

He got a Kaklonk when his dog licked his face.

3

When a guy's cock is standing up like it's proud of itself.

He got a Kaklonk while watching a horror movie and screamed like a girl.

His Kaklonk happened right after he ate a whole pizza.

He got a Kaklonk during a Zoom call with his boss.

4

When a guy's penis wakes up and decides it wants to be the center of attention.

He got a Kaklonk in the middle of a group project and it ruined everything.

His Kaklonk happened when he saw a guy wearing a hat backwards.

He got a Kaklonk when his dog jumped on him.

5

When a guy's cock is so hard it looks like it just won a fight.

He got a Kaklonk when he saw a hot guy wearing sunglasses.

His Kaklonk happened during a church service and no one knew why.

He got a Kaklonk when he was eating a taco.

6

When a guy's penis gets so hard it looks like it's about to explode.

He got a Kaklonk when he saw his crush wearing a swimsuit.

His Kaklonk happened during a math test and he got a zero.

He got a Kaklonk when he heard the word 'sex' from his teacher.