KakkiQuake

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The big shake that happens when you drop your willy on something. It's usually a lady's butt or leg.

I did a KakkiQuake on my boss's desk and she laughed for five minutes.

He hit the floor with a KakkiQuake so loud the whole bar heard it.

I tried to walk in peace, but my KakkiQuake ruined it.

When your pecker slaps a surface so hard it makes a sound like a donkey sneezing.

My KakkiQuake woke up the baby next door.

She did a KakkiQuake so loud it scared the barista.

I did it in the elevator and the guy just stared.

The shake you get when you hit something with your junk. It's like a f***ing earthquake, but smaller and dirtier.

I did a KakkiQuake on the table and my friend almost fell over.

He hit the wall with a KakkiQuake and it made a dent.

I did it in the kitchen and my mom yelled at me.

When your junk hits a surface and it makes a noise like a f***ing explosion. Usually a woman's leg or butt.

I did a KakkiQuake on the floor and my friend laughed till he cried.

She did it in the park and everyone looked.

He did it on the couch and the dog ran out.

The big shake that happens when your junk hits something. It's like a slap from a giant f***ing hand.

I did a KakkiQuake on the floor and my friend laughed.

He did it in the hallway and the neighbors heard.

She did it on the table and it made a sound like a drum.