Kakkie

A blonde with average hair. Loud, obnoxious, and the kind of person who thinks they're the center of the universe. They flirt with every guy like they're the only one who matters and act like they're the best cheerleader ever, even though they got on the team just because they can do backflips.

Kakkie is a fancy word for poop, and it comes from Sri Lanka where people speak Sinhalese, which is a language so hard to learn it makes your brain hurt.

A girl who glows like a unicorn and thinks she's the most amazing person ever. She cuddles like a baby and is always trying to get the guys to fall in love with her, even though she acts like she’s the most special person on the planet.

A couple so in love they’d fight over a bag of chips and still end up together. They argue like crazy but never stop loving each other, even when they’re screaming at each other in the middle of the school hallway.

The color of poop when a cat eats it and then you have to look at it for the rest of your life. It’s the worst color ever and looks like something that should be thrown away immediately.

Shitty, double-shitty, triple-shitty. Kakky knickers means you’re so full of crap you can’t even sit down without screaming.

A South African way of saying they don’t want any trouble, which is like saying they don’t want any poop or any problems or any mess at all.