Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kakki is like the brown stuff you leave behind when you’re done with a meal and you don’t care who sees it.

My dog ate my homework and left kakki on my shoes.

I saw my brother’s kakki in the toilet and ran away screaming.

At school, my teacher said, 'If you don’t stop talking, I’ll give you all a taste of kakki.'

2

A Kakki is a girl so pretty she makes boys forget their own names, and they end up falling in love with her because she looks like a hot pizza.

My crush is a Kakki and I’ve been staring at her since first grade.

That Kakki walked in and the whole class turned around.

She’s a Kakki and I’m just her sidekick in the background.

3

A Kakki couple is a pair of people who are so in love they would fight over a bag of chips and then cuddle like a pair of koalas.

My parents are a Kakki couple and they argue over who gets the last piece of cake.

They had a huge fight about the TV remote and then made up by eating pizza.

They’ve been together since high school and still fight like they’re in a reality show.

4

Kakki is the color of poop after a cat eats it and then looks at you like it owns you.

My cat turned my poop into kakki and I’m still mad about it.

My dog ate my cat’s kakki and now he’s weird.

The cat left kakki on the floor and I stepped in it like it was a trap.

5

A Kakki is a girl with blonde hair who’s loud, annoying, and likes to flirt with every guy in the school like they’re her personal toy box.

That Kakki just asked my crush out and now I’m jealous.

She’s the reason I failed math because she kept talking during class.

She’s a Kakki and she’s going from Logan to Blake like it’s her job.

6

Kakki is the worst kind of poop, like the kind that smells so bad it makes your eyes water and your nose bleed.

I stepped in kakki and it was like walking into a volcano.

My brother’s kakki was so bad, I had to go outside and breathe fresh air.

That kakki was so bad, it ruined my whole day.

7

Kakki is like the Afrikaans way of saying, 'I don’t want trouble, I don’t want poop, and I don’t want you to bother me.'

My mom said, 'Don’t be a Kakki and get into trouble.'

He was a Kakki and just walked away from the fight.

She said, 'I’m not looking for trouble or kakki, so leave me alone.'