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Pooping and peeing at the same time like a confused toilet.
My dog just kakked on the carpet and cried.
He kakked during the final round of the competition.
I kakked in my pants during the surprise party.
kakked
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The worst kind of useless. Like a broken toaster that also insults you.
This homework is kakked. I’d rather eat a shoe.
Your idea is kakked. Why did you even suggest it?
This movie was kakked. I fell asleep during the intro.
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South African slang for the nastiest kind of poop. It’s like a hot mess from hell.
I ate something kakked and now I’m in pain.
She called my mom kakked and now there’s a fight.
He said my hair was kakked and now I hate him.
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You’re all talkin’ kak. It means you’re full of hot air and bad decisions.
You’re all talkin’ kak. I’ve seen better than you.
He said he’d win, but he’s all talkin’ kak.
They said they’d help, but they’re all talkin’ kak.
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Kuk is the South African word for the dirtiest poop. It’s like a poop explosion.
That sandwich was kuk. I threw it in the trash.
He made a mess in the kitchen. That was kuk.
I ate kuk for breakfast and now I’m dead.
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A slang word for the worst kind of poop. It’s like a poop tsunami.
This is the worst day of my life. It’s kuk level.
Your plan is kuk. Why would you even do that?
I had to eat kuk for lunch. I want to die.
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Not good quality. It’s like a broken toy that also screams at you.
That cake is kakked. I threw it at the wall.
His music is kakked. I can’t stand it.
This phone is kakked. It keeps breaking.