Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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KAKK started when some guy in World of Tanks spelled 'called' wrong and it became a stupid shout. People use it like it’s important.

KAKK! I just died! KAKK! My tank is broken! KAKK! I hate life!

He said KAKK like it meant something. It didn’t.

KAKK! KAKK! KAKK! I’m yelling it because I’m a dumbass.

2

To poop on a car like it’s your new best friend. It’s like a car got a big surprise from a guy with a tiny brain.

I did a bukkake on his car and he cried. I felt bad. Then I laughed.

He ejaculated on my car and I called him a f***ing idiot.

I did a bukkake on his car and he still said I was a bad driver.

3

All 10 guys from Wu-Tang Clan spit on your face like you owed them money.

Wu-Tang cums on my face. I looked like a messy hot dog.

I got c*** on my face from Wu-Tang. I looked like a f***ing mess.

Wu-Tang spit on my face. I felt like I was in a horror movie.

4

A fancy party where everyone wears suits, then they get drunk and poop on you. It’s like a party but also a poop attack.

I went to a bukkake party and got pooped on. I cried.

The bukkake party started with cocktails and ended with me covered in poop.

I wore a suit to a bukkake party and got f***ed up.

5

You cum on yourself with one penis. It’s like you’re trying to be cool but you’re just f***ing tired.

I did self bukkake and I looked like a f***ing mess.

Self bukkake is just being lazy and f***ing yourself up.

I did self bukkake and I said, ‘Why did I do that?’

6

A dumb Norwegian who fights people just because they look at him wrong. He wears flannel and drinks moonshine like it’s a religion.

Kakk fought me in the store. I just wanted bread.

He drove a broken truck and called me a f***ing idiot.

He stole my lunch and said I looked like a f***ing loser.

7

Ghosts get turned on by you and poop all over you like you’re their favorite toy.

The ghost pooped on me. I looked like a f***ing mess.

I got ecto-jaculated on and I screamed like a baby.

Ghosts pooped on me and I said, ‘That’s it! I’m leaving!’