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A government run by rich jerks who are too dumb and corrupt to know their own shoes are on fire.
The president bought the election with a bag of chips and a lie.
Congress passed a law to give themselves raises while the rest of us starve.
The rich kids decided to tax the poor just for fun.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A messed-up rule where the fattest, dumbest, and dirtiest rich people decide everything.
They changed the rules so they could keep their money and ignore the rules.
The rich decided the poor should work 80 hours a day for a pizza.
The government made a law so they could steal from the poor and call it a budget.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A government where the rich are so dumb and greedy they think money grows on trees and they’re the ones planting them.
They gave themselves a raise while the country went bankrupt.
They blamed the poor for the economy collapsing and called it a ‘free market.’
They passed a law to make sure they never had to work again.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A system where the richest, worst, and loudest people in the room get to make all the rules and everyone else just gets yelled at.
They made a law so they could keep their money and yell at the poor.
The rich people made a rule that they could live in luxury while the rest of us slept on the streets.
They changed the law so they could keep getting richer and richer.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A government run by rich idiots who think they’re the smartest people in the world and also the most corrupt.
They gave themselves a raise while the whole country went broke.
They made a rule that said the poor had to pay for their own rich lifestyles.
They passed a law so they could keep their money and ignore the rules.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A messed-up system where the richest, stupidest, and most corrupt people decide everything and no one else gets to talk.
They made a rule that said the poor should work 100 hours a day and get paid in snacks.
They changed the laws so they could keep their money and laugh at everyone else.
They passed a law that said the rich could never be wrong and the poor had to be right.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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