kakistoplutocracy

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A government run by the dirtiest, poorest, most clueless rich people who think they know everything.

'My cousin got elected because he owns a pizza place and knows how to throw a decent party.'

'The mayor got rich by stealing from the poor and now he's the worst at his job.'

'They’re not rich enough to be good at anything, but they’re rich enough to be bad at everything.'

When the worst rich people take over and make everything worse, just because they can.

'He got into politics because he couldn’t afford a decent haircut anymore.'

'They’re so rich they don’t even know what money is.'

'They got elected because they bribed everyone, even the people who weren’t for sale.'

A government where the richest people are the worst at being rich and the worst at being leaders.

'They’re like a dog who thinks he’s a king, but he still eats out of the trash.'

'They got into office by lying, cheating, and stealing from the people who actually work.'

'They don’t know how to run a country, but they know how to run a casino.'

When the richest people who are the worst at everything get to run the country and make it a disaster.

'He didn’t even finish high school, but he’s the president now.'

'They’re so rich they think money is a vote.'

'They got into power by stealing, lying, and making everyone else look bad.'

A government run by the worst rich people who don’t know how to do anything right.

'They got rich by taking from the poor and now they’re the worst at being rich.'

'They don’t know how to run a country, but they know how to run a party.'

'They’re so rich they think money is the same as intelligence.'

When the richest, dumbest, and most crooked people take over and make everything worse for everyone else.

'They didn’t even graduate from college, but they think they’re the smartest people in the world.'

'They got into power by bribing everyone, even the people who didn’t want to be bribed.'

'They’re so rich they think money is the same as talent.'