kakistocracy

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A government run by the dumbest, most useless people who ever existed. Like if a bunch of farts got elected.

My cousin got elected because he ate 12 tacos and fell asleep during the debate.

The mayor can't tell the difference between a cat and a hat.

The president thinks the moon is made of cheese and also a conspiracy.

The worst kind of government, where the dirtiest, most useless people take over. It’s like a bunch of failures got a golden ticket.

The new senator thinks the internet is a prank by the government.

Congress passed a law saying pizza is the official food of the country.

The president tried to declare war on the coffee machine.

A government run by the worst, most clueless people. It's like the stupidest people in the world got a vote and won.

The mayor thinks the sun is a giant flashlight.

They passed a law saying you have to dance every Monday.

The president tried to ban the letter 'Z' because it’s too complicated.

A government ruled by the most useless people, like the kind of people who think ‘bad’ is a superpower.

They declared war on the weekend because it’s ‘too short’.

The prime minister thinks the ocean is a giant soup.

They banned the word 'no' because it's too negative.