Kakio

You tried to flex your new shoes and he said they looked like old socks.

You made a joke and he called you a joke with no punchline.

You tried to be cool and he called you a failed experiment.

You couldn't even carry the pizza box and it collapsed like a sad sandwich.

You tried to join the group chat but just sat there like a ghost.

You tried to be funny and just made everyone cry.

You ran out of energy halfway through the sprint and just sat there panting.

You tried to follow the group but got lost in the mall.

You tried to keep up but ended up eating a whole burger by yourself.

You started talking about your pet goldfish and no one cared.

You gave a 10-minute speech about your cereal and everyone just wanted to die.

You kept going on about your day and no one had the heart to stop you.

You got flustered when the Alpha called you out and just blurted nonsense.

You tried to be tough but melted like ice cream in the sun.

You couldn't take the pressure and just ran away like a scared puppy.