Kakiman

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A person who can't live without their phone and is too weak to survive without it
My Kakiman friend cried when his phone died during the movie.
She texted me during my entire speech at the school fair.
He wouldn't stop screaming when his phone fell into the pool.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A human who acts like they're the most important person in the room, even when they're not
He acted like the entire class was watching him eat his sandwich.
She started a fight over a tiny typo in her text message.
He wouldn't let anyone talk during lunch because he was too busy being ‘important’.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who thinks they're cool just because they have a phone and can take selfies
He took 20 selfies before the party even started.
She posted a selfie in the middle of a math test.
He tried to impress everyone with his ‘cool’ phone case.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who has no life and depends on others to be interesting
He asked me what I did all day just to have something to talk about.
She waited for me to tell her my entire life story before she’d say anything.
He wouldn’t talk to anyone unless I started a conversation.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person who talks too much and nobody wants to listen
He told me his whole life story during lunch.
She kept talking about her phone even though we were in class.
He wouldn’t stop talking during my entire speech.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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