kakies

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Those chunky old sneakers you wore in middle school. The ones that smell like feet and regret.

My dad still wears his 1990s Chuck Taylors. They look like they’ve been through a war and a divorce.

My sister’s Converse are so old, they have their own social media page.

I wore my All Stars to school and got called ‘foot fungus’ by the principal.

Your bestie. The one who you can steal candy from and still be friends with.

My kakie stole my lunch money and still texted me ‘I miss you’.

My best friend is my kakie. We eat pizza and talk about our exes.

My kakie helped me cheat on a test and still calls me a ‘legend’.

A Hebrew word for poop. The kind you use when you're really mad and need to go to the bathroom.

I told my mom ‘kakies’ and she gave me a time-out.

He said ‘kakies’ and then ran out of the room.

She yelled ‘kakies’ and then threw her sandwich at the wall.

A Hungarian word for poop, but it’s extra silly. Like when you’re a kid and still use ‘poop’ but say it in a funny way.

My cousin said ‘kakies’ like it was the most important word in the world.

She yelled ‘kakies’ and then started laughing.

He said ‘kakies’ and then fell out of his chair.

A Japanese word that means ‘fire.’ It’s like when you’re super excited or angry and you want to yell ‘fire’ at something.

He said ‘kakies’ and then ran into the street.

She yelled ‘kakies’ when her team won the game.

He screamed ‘kakies’ and then broke his phone.

A drink made of raspberry vodka and Sprite. You chug it like a monster and then feel like a monster.

I drank 3 shots of Sprite and then poured the vodka in. It was glorious.

She drank the whole thing and then cried.

He drank it and then asked for a second one.

A word you use when you really need to poop or when you're trying to breathe like you're in a race.

I said ‘kakies’ and then ran to the bathroom.

She took a big breath and said ‘kakies’ like it was a battle cry.

He yelled ‘kakies’ and then fell over.