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so drenched you’re like a soggy sock trying to remember what it used to be.

My pants turned into a waterfall and I became a human puddle.

He was so wet he looked like he’d been kissed by a toilet.

She came in like a soggy ghost and ruined the party.

so wet you’re not a person anymore, you’re a leaky bag of shame.

He walked in like a soggy embarrassment and no one knew what to do.

She looked like she’d been tossed in a lake and forgotten.

He was so drenched he could’ve been a sponge and still had room for more water.

you're so wet you might as well be a drowned rat with a bad attitude.

He came in like a drowned rat and started yelling about the weather.

She was wet enough to make a puddle and still had time to sigh.

He looked like a wet cat who just got yelled at by a raincloud.

you're so soaked you might as well be a human mop with a death wish.

He walked in like a mop and started cleaning the floor with his soul.

She was so wet she looked like she had been submerged in a lake and given a lecture.

He was drenched enough to start a flood just by standing there.

you're so wet you might as well be a fish who forgot how to swim.

He came in like a fish gasping for air in a shower.

She looked like she had been tossed in a pool and told to stay there.

He was so drenched he might as well have been born in a rainstorm.