kakia

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a stupid joke that makes you want to punch the person who told it
My uncle told a kakia about a chicken and a pizza. I screamed into a pillow.
My friend texted me a kakia about a duck wearing sunglasses. I blocked him.
My teacher made us listen to a kakia about a frog who couldn’t count. I fell asleep.
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a joke so bad it makes your brain hurt and your soul cry
My cousin told a kakia about a cow who took a nap. I threw a sock at him.
My mom sent me a kakia about a turtle who didn’t like Mondays. I threw my phone out the window.
My boss told a kakia about a robot who couldn’t laugh. I quit.
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a joke that’s like eating expired pizza and then getting yelled at
My friend told a kakia about a dog who ate a sock. I threw a banana at him.
My brother told a kakia about a cat who didn’t like socks. I yelled at him.
My grandma told a kakia about a duck who lost its feathers. I cried.
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