kaki

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a buddy. someone or people you do things with. like a friend, but less cool and more like a backstabber who still takes your money.
My kaki stole my lunch money and told the teacher I hit him
We went to the arcade together. He lost all my quarters
He called me a kaki and then ate my pizza
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hebrew word for Shit. like the worst kind of Shit. the kind that makes you wish you were dead.
He said my math test was kaki
I told my mom my dog pooped and she said that was kaki
My teacher called my essay kaki and I cried
3
means shit in hungarian but in a childish way. like a kid who says Shit and then laughs like a maniac.
My little brother said kaki when he tripped
My dog said kaki when he got hit by a car
My mom said kaki when she saw my room
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Japanese word, meaning fire. like when you’re so mad you could burn down a building.
He had kaki when his phone broke
She had kaki when her dog ate her homework
My teacher had kaki when I talked back
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An alcoholic drink consisting of raspberry vodka and Sprite. Preferrably consumed by drinking about 3 shots worth of Sprite from a 20oz bottle and then filling the container with the vodka. It’s like making a goddamn decision to be drunk and then regretting it.
I drank kaki and then threw up in the trash can
My friend drank kaki and then tried to dance in the hallway
I made kaki and it tasted like regret and Sprite
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can be used to describe how bad u need to take a dump or can refer to something like breathe. like when your guts are screaming for mercy.
I had kaki and ran to the bathroom
My dog had kaki and dug a hole in the backyard
My teacher said I had kaki and sent me to the office
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a white man who wears kaki pants. like a man who thinks he’s fancy but just looks like he got dressed by a toddler.
My dad is a kaki and wears kaki pants every day
My uncle is a kaki and thinks he’s stylish
My brother is a kaki and his pants are always wrinkled
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