kakhuis

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A South African word that means the worst kind of toilet. It’s like a toilet but with more stink and less class.
My cousin calls my toilet 'kakhuis' because it smells like a dead raccoon got stuck in there.
My teacher said my homework was so bad, it was like a kakhuis.
I told my friend his pants were a kakhuis. He didn’t believe me until he sat down.
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A nickname people use when they love you so much, they call you 'shit house.' It’s like being called a toilet but with extra love.
My dog’s nickname is 'kakhuis' because he eats my homework and then poops on my floor.
My little brother calls me 'kakhuis' because I let him eat my last cookie.
My mom said my room was a kakhuis. I said she was just jealous of my fashion.
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A name people throw at you when they’re mad. It means you’re the worst kind of person. Like a toilet that won’t flush.
My friend called me a kakhuis because I forgot his birthday and then ate his pizza.
My teacher called my essay a kakhuis. It had more paragraphs than a toilet has smells.
My dad called my brother a kakhuis because he spilled soup on my mom’s dress.
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A place where you do your business. But not just any business. It’s the kind of place where you do your business and then regret it.
My toilet is a kakhuis. I’ve seen things in there I don’t want to see again.
My friend’s toilet is a kakhuis. It’s like a horror movie in there.
I told my mom my toilet was a kakhuis. She said she’d rather live in a kakhuis than my room.
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A person who acts like a toilet. They’re loud, smelly, and they don’t know when to stop.
My friend is a kakhuis. He talks too much and eats my food.
My brother is a kakhuis. He poops in my bed and then says it’s a surprise.
My neighbor is a kakhuis. He yells at the mailman and then forgets to flush.
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