kakhandiki

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It’s when a guy has both a cock and a dick, like a double feature at the movies but way more embarrassing.

I told my buddy he was kakhandiki after he took off his pants at the bus stop.

My cousin’s kakhandiki and he won’t stop showing off at family dinners.

The guy at the gym was so kakhandiki, he made the treadmill blush.

It’s like having two guys in one body, both trying to be the main attraction but both just being loud.

My brother’s kakhandiki and he yells at the TV and his own dick at the same time.

She said her boyfriend was kakhandiki and now they fight about who’s louder.

At the park, the kid was kakhandiki and the whole neighborhood heard it.

It’s when you’ve got two parts of you that just won’t shut up, and they both want to be the star.

My dad’s kakhandiki and he talks to his cock like it’s his best friend.

I told my friend he was kakhandiki because he yelled at his dick during a Zoom call.

The guy at the bar was so kakhandiki, the bartender gave him a free drink.