kakgiso

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Kakgiso is a laugh-crazed idiot who thinks he’s the funniest guy in the room, but he’s actually just loud and annoying. He’ll fake a smile just to keep you from noticing he’s been crying in the corner.
Kakgiso laughed so hard at my joke he fell off the couch. Then he cried because he hit his head.
He told me I was a ‘joke’ and then started crying when I said I was a ‘better joke’.
He tried to make me laugh by telling me he had a ‘hilarious’ dream about a chicken wearing pants. It was just a chicken.
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Kakgiso is the kind of guy who’ll tell you he’s chill, but he’ll scream at you if you say his name wrong. He’s like a puppy who thinks he’s a superhero.
He told me he was chill, then yelled at me for spilling coffee on his shirt.
He said he was ‘chill’ until I called him ‘Kakgiso’ instead of ‘Kakgiso’ and he flipped.
He’s chill until you call him ‘Kakgiso’ and he starts acting like he’s been wronged by the universe.
3
Kakgiso is a guy who thinks he’s the center of attention, but he’s just a weirdo who will apologize for everything, even if he’s the one who started the fight.
He kicked me for no reason and then said he was sorry because he thought he was ‘being mean’.
He started a fight with a pigeon and then said he was sorry because the pigeon looked sad.
He blamed me for his bad hair day and then apologized for being ‘a little mean’.
4
Kakgiso is the kind of person who would die for you, but he’d also make you die from embarrassment if you said the wrong thing in front of his friends.
He told me he’d die for me, then screamed at me for saying ‘pigeon’ instead of ‘bird’ in front of his friends.
He said he’d protect me from anything, but then yelled at me for making a joke about his hair.
He said he’d fight anyone for me, but then laughed at me for tripping over a chair.
5
Kakgiso is a guy who would do anything to make you laugh, even if it means making himself look like an idiot.
He dressed up as a chicken for my birthday and then cried because no one laughed.
He told me a joke so bad it made me cry and then he cried because I cried.
He tried to tell me a joke and then fell off the couch because he was laughing too hard.
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Kakgiso is the kind of guy who will beat you up for being mean to him, but he’ll also cry if you don’t laugh at his jokes.
He beat me up for calling him ‘Kakgiso’ wrong, then cried when I said I was sorry.
He hit me because I didn’t laugh at his joke, then cried because he was ‘being mean’.
He punched me for making fun of his hair, then said he was sorry because he was ‘a little sad’.
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