Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You shoot like a blind squirrel in a candy store

I saw you miss every single enemy

You fired at the sky like it was your enemy

You had 4% aim and looked like you were trying to kill your mom

2

You’re so bad at shooting, you could’ve been a target

You got sniped by a kid in third grade

You shot at the floor like it was a competition

You had 4% aim and looked like you were hiding from the police

3

You have the aim of a drunk llama in a hurricane

You missed every shot like it was a joke

You fired like you were trying to kill a ghost

You had 4% aim and looked like you were trying to escape a monster

4

You aim like you’ve never seen a gun before

You fired like you were trying to start a fire

You missed every shot like it was a challenge

You had 4% aim and looked like you were trying to fight a robot

5

Your aim is so bad, it’s a crime

You got sniped by a person who just started playing

You shot like you were blind and drunk

You had 4% aim and looked like you were trying to run away from a bear

6

You have the aim of a confused turtle in a maze

You fired like you didn’t know what you were doing

You missed every shot like it was a game show

You had 4% aim and looked like you were trying to solve a mystery