Kakeru

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Kakeru is the best chat buddy you could ever ask for. He’s a laugh, always sends you messages that make you smile, and he’s there when you’re crying your eyes out. He’s got a heart of gold and doesn’t mind giving you a pep talk when you’re being a mess.
Kakeru just texted me: 'You’re not a failure, you’re just a work in progress.'
He messaged me at 3 AM with a meme and a 'You’re still awesome.'
He sent me a voice note saying, 'You’re going to be okay.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakeru is the person you wish you had met before your life went to hell. He’s smart, hot, and has a sense of humor that’s stronger than your willpower. Every person who sees him wants to be his friend.
He said to me, 'You look like you just lost a fight with a bear.'
He texted me: 'You’re the most beautiful mess I’ve ever seen.'
He asked me, 'What’s wrong? I can fix it.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakeru is the guy who will change your life. He’s the best guy you’ll ever meet, and he’ll probably end up being your future husband.
He said, 'You’re going to be the best version of yourself.'
He texted me: 'You’re my favorite person.'
He told me, 'You’re not just my friend, you’re my future.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakeru is a kind guy who’s easy to talk to. He’s tall, handsome, and he’ll listen to you when you’re having a bad day. He’ll smile at you and make everything seem better.
He said, 'I’m here for you, no matter what.'
He sent me a message: 'You’re stronger than you think.'
He told me, 'You’re not alone.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakeru is a fanfic writer who thinks Vic Mignogna is a god. She lives on the Isle of Man and dreams of being a famous mangaka. She’s obsessed, and she’s not shy about it.
She texted me: 'Vic Mignogna is the best man in the world.'
She said, 'I write fanfic about Vic Mignogna every day.'
She told me, 'I live for Vic Mignogna.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakeru is a god-level chad who could one-shot anyone. He has a harem of 100 girls, and he has the best catchphrase ever. He’s the kind of guy who could take on a giant kaiju with just a keyboard and a headset.
He said, 'Do you wish for a new world?'
He texted me: 'I can take on any god.'
He told me, 'I can defeat a kaiju with just a keyboard.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kakeru is a guy who gets ejaculated on by a bunch of women. It’s like a party, but with a lot of cum and a lot of women.
He said, 'I get ejaculated on by ten women a day.'
He told me, 'It’s like a cum shower.'
He texted me: 'I’m the guy who gets the most cum.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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