kakers

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A stupid goose who thinks they're the king of the hill but can't even tie their shoes properly
My cousin is a kaker. He tried to fix my phone and broke it. Now it’s a paperweight.
My mom calls me a kaker because I eat cereal for dinner and think it's fancy.
My dog barks at the mailman like he's a kaker. He’s not. He’s just confused.
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A smart person who gives advice but then forgets it the next day and acts like it never happened
My dad is a kaker. He told me to clean my room, then went to sleep and snored in it.
My aunt is a kaker. She gave me life advice and then took a nap and forgot it.
My brother is a kaker. He told me to study, then played video games for 10 hours.
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A super cute person who is basically a human version of a puppy and is related to Kayla
My sister is a kaker. She's adorable and runs around the house like she's on fire.
My best friend is a kaker. She's kind and will help you even if you're a total mess.
My mom calls me a kaker because I'm cute and I take forever to get ready in the morning.
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