KakePop

My cousin is a KakePop. He yells at the TV like it owes him money.

At lunch, my friend's KakePop neighbor kept talking about his pet lizard until I wanted to scream.

My mom says my brother is a KakePop because he talks during the whole movie.

My KakePop coworker keeps interrupting me with random questions about his cat's diet.

My KakePop neighbor called me at 2 a. m. to tell me about his day.

My KakePop cousin showed up at my birthday party and took over the whole time.

My KakePop teacher keeps saying the same thing over and over again like it's a mantra.

My KakePop friend sends me 10 texts every day about his video game.

My KakePop brother won't stop talking about his pizza even though he ate it 3 hours ago.

My KakePop classmate keeps whispering to his friend during tests.

My KakePop cousin came to my house and stayed for 6 hours talking about his video game.

My KakePop boss keeps giving me random advice during meetings.

My KakePop neighbor keeps barking at his dog until I want to cry.

My KakePop friend won’t stop talking about his dog’s new haircut.

My KakePop brother won’t stop talking about his dog’s bad day at school.